1.) “Hey, you guys” is your standard greeting, and it’s politically correct for all sexes.
2.) The first day of Buck season and the first day of Doe season are school holidays.
3.) One of the highlights of your life was a field trip to Penn’s Cave and Horseshoe Curve.
4.) You know exactly what to do when your mother tells you to ‘red uo’ your room.
5.) You know the time and location of every single “wing night” in a 20-mile radius.
6.) You don’t thing people from Philly or Pittsburgh talk funny.
7.) You own three spices: Salt, pepper and ketchup.
8.) You design your child’s Halloween costum to fit over a snowsuit.
9.) Driving is always better in Winter because the potholes are filled with snow.
10.) You find 20º a just a ”little chilly’.
11.) You can recite the four seasons — almost winter, winter, still winter and construction.
12.) Words like ‘crick’, ‘chipped ham’, and ‘pop’ actually mean something to you.
13.) You can use the phrase ‘fire hall wedding reception’ and not even bat an eye.
14.) You think very little of seeing an Amish buggy on the road.
15.) You constantly refer to Pennsylvania as ‘PA’.
16.) You can go two weeks in winter without sunshine and think it’s normal.
17.) Your idea of a traffic jam is ten cars waiting to pass a tractor on the highway.
I’ll post more of these funny facts later on. After all, if we can’t laugh at ourselves, then there’s something wrong.
